MY MOTHER'S DAY...
WELL I NEEDED A DAY SO THAT I CAN WRITE ABOUT MY WONDERFUL MOTHER'S DAY. CAN YOU BELIEVE MY HUSBAND DECIDED TO GET DRUNK ON SATURDAY. AFTER I GOT OUT OF THE BATHROOM I NOTICED THE DOOR IN MY KIDS ROOM WAS OPEN AND MY HUSBAND WAS ON THE FLOOR PASSED OUT, I NOTICED THAT HE HAD THROWN UP ON AN OLD TOWEL ITS A GOOD THING IT WAS ON A TOWEL AND NOT ON MY CARPET CAUSE YOU KNOW MY FOOT WOULD OF BEEN UP HIS ASS! MY KIDS WERE ALREADY ASLEEP SO I OPENED THE WINDOW SO IT DIDN'T SMELL AND I LEFT HIS SORRY LOOKING ASS ON THE FLOOR. I WENT TO BED, TELL ME HE DIDN'T COME TO BED AT 5 AM CAUSE HIS BACK WAS HURTING I WAS JUST LIKE YOU NEED TO SHOWER IF YOU WANT TO COME INTO MY BED. SO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPEN NEXT...YEAH I FELL ASLEEP AGAIN WHILE HE SHOWERED.
I WOKE UP AT ABOUT 9 AM AND HE WAS TALKING ABOUT ME GETTING UP TO GET HIM SOME FOOD I LOOKED AT HIM AND WAS LIKE YOUR KIDDING RIGHT? HE WAS LIKE NO, WELL I WENT AND GOT HIM A CUP O NOODLE AND THAT WAS THAT I WASN'T ABOUT TO COOK BREAKFAST IT WAS MY DAY. THEN HIS ASS KNOCKED OUT BUT BEFORE HE KNOCKED OUT HE CLOSED THE DOOR OF OUR ROOM AND WAS LIKE LET ME GIVE YOU YOUR MOTHER'S DAY GIFT ( ROLLING MY EYES ) I WAS LIKE NOPE KEEP YOUR GIFT I'M COOL!
HE FINALLY KNOCKS OUT SO I GET MY SHIT TOGETHER AND GET MY KIDS READY.
MY OLDER SON LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS DID MY DAD THROW UP IN MY ROOM?
I WAS LIKE WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
BECAUSE HE SWEARS I WAS ALSEEP AND DIDN'T HEAR HIM, THAT IS SO NASTY!
ALL I COULD DO WAS LAUGH MY ASS OFF AND I JUST SAID WHEN YOUR DAD WAKES UP YOU ASK HIM WHAT YOU JUST ASKED ME.
HE WOKE UP AT ABOUT 12:00 PM WE HAD TO BE AT MY SISTERS AT 2 THEN HE WAS LIKE BY THE TIME I GET READY AND GO TO MY MOMS I WILL ONLY BE WITH HER FOR AN HOUR THEN WE HAVE TO LEAVE!
I TURNED TO LOOK AT HIM AND ALL I COULD SAY THAT IS NOT MY PROBLEM, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO DECIDED THAT HE NEEDED ANOTHER DAMN NAP. DON'T YOU GET STARTED WITH ME CAUSE YOU WILL LOOSE. BY THE WAY YOUR SON HAS SOMETHING TO ASK YOU!
I WENT TO THE OTHER ROOM AND MY SON STARTES ASKING HIM QUESTIONS THEN I WALKED BACK INTO THE LIVING ROOM WHERE ALL OF THIS WAS TAKING PLACE AND I JUST GRINNED AT HIM. HE LOOKED LIKE A DEER IN HEAD LIGHTS SO YOU KNOW I HAD TO STEP IN, I TURNED TO MY SON AND SAID DAD DRANK TO MUCH AND HE IS SORRY FOR THROWING UP IN YOUR ROOM IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, RIGHT?
YEAH IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, WELL I HAVE TO GET READY TO GO...
NOTE TO SELF: SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY DAY, SO FAR I HAD TO MAKE HIM SOMETHING TO EAT, GET HIM OUT OF TROUBLE WITH OUR SON, AND STILL GET HIS DUM ASS READY TO GO. WHY???? THEN I SIT AND LAUGH CAUSE ITS PRETTY FUNNY TO ME, IT IS WHAT IT IS AND I LOVE MY FAMILY.
WE WENT SHOPPING TO BUY ME SOMETHING FOR MOTHERS DAY, YEAH THAT DIDN'T GO TO WELL. I ENDED UP BUYING MY YOUNGEST SON SHOES AND BOTH OF THEM HAD NEW OUTFITS FOR MOTHER'S DAY. MY HUSBAND WAS SO MADE AT ME FOR NOT BUYING MYSELF ANYTHING BUT O'WELL I DON'T FEEL LIKE I NEED ANYTHING.
OFF TO HIS MOTHER'S HOUSE WE GO, SHE WAS ASLEEP SO WE HAD TO GO BACK LATER THAT NIGHT. OFF TO MY SISTER'S HOUSE. I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME WE HAD BBQ CHICKEN AND CARNE ASADA AND POTATO SALAD, BEANS AND RICE ( A MUST!) AND WE HAD SOME FRUIT CUT UP SOAKED IN LEMON AND SALT. IT WAS NICE TO FINALLY RELAX, THE KIDS PLAYED AND THEN IT WAS TIME TO TAKE THEM BACK TO THEIR MOTHER'S HOUSE I DIDN'T GO BECAUSE MY BACK WAS KILLING ME.
WE WENT HOME WATCHED DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES (WHICH IS GONNA BE REALLY GOOD NEXT WEEK!) AND OFF TO BED!
I WOKE UP AT ABOUT 9 AM AND HE WAS TALKING ABOUT ME GETTING UP TO GET HIM SOME FOOD I LOOKED AT HIM AND WAS LIKE YOUR KIDDING RIGHT? HE WAS LIKE NO, WELL I WENT AND GOT HIM A CUP O NOODLE AND THAT WAS THAT I WASN'T ABOUT TO COOK BREAKFAST IT WAS MY DAY. THEN HIS ASS KNOCKED OUT BUT BEFORE HE KNOCKED OUT HE CLOSED THE DOOR OF OUR ROOM AND WAS LIKE LET ME GIVE YOU YOUR MOTHER'S DAY GIFT ( ROLLING MY EYES ) I WAS LIKE NOPE KEEP YOUR GIFT I'M COOL!
HE FINALLY KNOCKS OUT SO I GET MY SHIT TOGETHER AND GET MY KIDS READY.
MY OLDER SON LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS DID MY DAD THROW UP IN MY ROOM?
I WAS LIKE WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
BECAUSE HE SWEARS I WAS ALSEEP AND DIDN'T HEAR HIM, THAT IS SO NASTY!
ALL I COULD DO WAS LAUGH MY ASS OFF AND I JUST SAID WHEN YOUR DAD WAKES UP YOU ASK HIM WHAT YOU JUST ASKED ME.
HE WOKE UP AT ABOUT 12:00 PM WE HAD TO BE AT MY SISTERS AT 2 THEN HE WAS LIKE BY THE TIME I GET READY AND GO TO MY MOMS I WILL ONLY BE WITH HER FOR AN HOUR THEN WE HAVE TO LEAVE!
I TURNED TO LOOK AT HIM AND ALL I COULD SAY THAT IS NOT MY PROBLEM, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO DECIDED THAT HE NEEDED ANOTHER DAMN NAP. DON'T YOU GET STARTED WITH ME CAUSE YOU WILL LOOSE. BY THE WAY YOUR SON HAS SOMETHING TO ASK YOU!
I WENT TO THE OTHER ROOM AND MY SON STARTES ASKING HIM QUESTIONS THEN I WALKED BACK INTO THE LIVING ROOM WHERE ALL OF THIS WAS TAKING PLACE AND I JUST GRINNED AT HIM. HE LOOKED LIKE A DEER IN HEAD LIGHTS SO YOU KNOW I HAD TO STEP IN, I TURNED TO MY SON AND SAID DAD DRANK TO MUCH AND HE IS SORRY FOR THROWING UP IN YOUR ROOM IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, RIGHT?
YEAH IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, WELL I HAVE TO GET READY TO GO...
NOTE TO SELF: SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY DAY, SO FAR I HAD TO MAKE HIM SOMETHING TO EAT, GET HIM OUT OF TROUBLE WITH OUR SON, AND STILL GET HIS DUM ASS READY TO GO. WHY???? THEN I SIT AND LAUGH CAUSE ITS PRETTY FUNNY TO ME, IT IS WHAT IT IS AND I LOVE MY FAMILY.
WE WENT SHOPPING TO BUY ME SOMETHING FOR MOTHERS DAY, YEAH THAT DIDN'T GO TO WELL. I ENDED UP BUYING MY YOUNGEST SON SHOES AND BOTH OF THEM HAD NEW OUTFITS FOR MOTHER'S DAY. MY HUSBAND WAS SO MADE AT ME FOR NOT BUYING MYSELF ANYTHING BUT O'WELL I DON'T FEEL LIKE I NEED ANYTHING.
OFF TO HIS MOTHER'S HOUSE WE GO, SHE WAS ASLEEP SO WE HAD TO GO BACK LATER THAT NIGHT. OFF TO MY SISTER'S HOUSE. I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME WE HAD BBQ CHICKEN AND CARNE ASADA AND POTATO SALAD, BEANS AND RICE ( A MUST!) AND WE HAD SOME FRUIT CUT UP SOAKED IN LEMON AND SALT. IT WAS NICE TO FINALLY RELAX, THE KIDS PLAYED AND THEN IT WAS TIME TO TAKE THEM BACK TO THEIR MOTHER'S HOUSE I DIDN'T GO BECAUSE MY BACK WAS KILLING ME.
WE WENT HOME WATCHED DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES (WHICH IS GONNA BE REALLY GOOD NEXT WEEK!) AND OFF TO BED!
posted by Let @ 7:46 AM
5 Comments:
At 9:58 AM,
Let said…
Yeah he is...thanks for the belated mother's day same to you!
At 10:46 AM,
P said…
Girl, that whole day is funny. See what happens when you get too drunk. Anything goes at that point.
I remember before my parents got divorced, my mother used to go in my father's pockets when he passed out and take all his money because he would spend it. Then he would wake up and pat his pockets but no money but about ten bucks she would leave him. He would be scared to ask her for the money because he wasn't sure what he did with it.
But, I do think you should have bought yourself something for mother's day. Why didn't you?
At 11:28 AM,
Let said…
@P to be honest I'm a giver I don't care to much about getting anything. That is funny about your mom leaving him 10.00 lol!!!
At 3:08 PM,
Blah Blah Blah said…
I'm glad you laughed if off....most chicks I know woulda been pisssssseded!!
Thanks for stopping by...
At 4:17 PM,
Let said…
@ blah blah blah - Girl what do I get out of being mad, I think its a waste of energy. Besides if you get mad you have work even harder to get happy again life is just way to short for that. :O)
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